louis: “i hate gay rumors but i went out with my gay wrist to a restaurant with the guy people think im dating on valentines day and gave him a ring, i have 1827629393 matching tattoos with the same guy, i live with him for almost 4 years also with the same guy, i sleep naked with him, once i woke up with his dick on my face, i flirt with him since i first met him, when he asked me if he could give me a blowjob i said ‘id love to, just wait’, i fuck him but yeah, i hate gay rumors”
IT’S NOT EVEN TUESDAY
WHY DID HARRY TAKE SO LONG TO DESCRIBE LOUIS THOUGH
[holds breath] [thinks of something] [every word he finds is too stupid to describe his love] [the solution to world hunger is found] [miley cryus stops twerking] [justin bieber moves back to canada] [world war III erupts]
same, louis. same.
We always hear about how romantic Louis is, and you know what? It’s true. Louis fell in love with Harry when he was 18 years old, and in spite of every obstacle in this world being thrown his way, with so many people trying to silence him, he has only gotten louder. He may not be able to shout ‘I love Harry Styles!’ from the rooftops just yet, but he has spent these past few years writing one hell of a love letter to Harry in every way that he can.
Louis “I hate gay rumours but I’m just going to casually wear this shirt displaying one of my tattoos that is constantly related to the rumours I hate and then take pictures with fans so I’m sure everyone sees it, even though I’m usually not seen for days and days at a time” Tomlinson
wow calm down louis
first, you tweet a love song [on Harry’s 4yr anniversary since he audition to x factor] & now you are walking around with a sweater that has OOPS! on it who most likely was HARRY WHO SAID IT the first time you two met like stop
theyre closer than ever
THAT SMILE ON HIS FACE IT’S LIKE HE’S MOCKING US LIKE “OOPS!! I DIDN’T MEAN TO RUIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE WITH MY BOYFRIEND BUT HERE I AM OOPS!!!!!”